lzolozozozlolozzolol. Here's a good rule of thumb for Amazon reviews:I know authors aren’t supposed to respond to reviews. That is supposed to lower us or something. Us artistic types are supposed to be all sorts of aloof, but this is so freaking stupid that I’ve got to comment on it. Here is my reply.Damn this pisses me off. Where the hell does anybody named fucking Bork get off calling my readers chumps?Holy shit. Are you kidding me? You left a 2 star review on a book you did not read so that you could get all preachy about the supposed costs of publication. Shut up, you cheap ass bastard.
Five stars: I didn't read the book but the author's personal opinions coincide with mine.
Four stars: Great
Three stars: Okay
Two stars: Crap
One star: I didn't read the book, but the author's personal opinions offend me.