Thursday, July 10, 2014

Chicks can't get enough of my privilege

Matt Walsh responds to an email that veers so far into self-parody that you have to wonder if Walsh wrote it himself or if he's being trolled:
Hi Matt,
First I’d like to say that you are the absolute worst. I’ve got you blocked on Facebook and I’ve unfollowed anyone who Retweets your horrible bull sh*t. I think you’re a genuinely bad person who somehow stumbled upon a way to make a lot of money writing hateful sh*t on the internet. Congrats. You’re one of the internet’s most famous douchebags. Your mother must be so proud. I just want to tell you that the world has had enough of cisgender white guys whining about all of the evil women and minorities. Even though I’ve done everything to avoid your articles, for some reason I still come across them. I decided to read your last couple of posts, and all I saw was a privileged white middle class man telling women how to live our lives. You’ve been so protected and coddled that you don’t even realize how stupid you sound.
It’s easy when everything is handed to you in life. It’s easy when you don’t have to worry about rape, discrimination, microaggressions, and systematic oppression. It’s easy when OUR ENTIRE SOCIETY is set up to give you, the Straight White Man, all of the privileges and advantages. The patriarchy exists to elevate you above everyone else, and you still have the f*cking nerve to complain that women are allowed to use birth control or gays are allowed to love each other? Life is easy for you. You sit at home and blog all day. You have no idea what it’s like for the rest of us. You have no idea what you have to go through when you don’t have the benefit of being a privileged white suburban male. I know you like to laugh about all of the “silly girls” in gender studies classes, but maybe you should actually do some research on the subject yourself. I can send you my textbooks if you want. White males have been responsible for the worst oppressions from the crusades all the way to f*cking slavery, and now you cry that your “religious freedom” is violated because women are using birth control? You’re f*cking disgusting. Check your privilege, assh*le.
 Walsh proceeds to elegantly dissect this babe's bad attitude:
P.S. Please use real words when you write to me. I like Dr. Seuss, too, but I think adult conversations require actual language. “Cisgender” is not a real word. As far as I can tell, it was just invented by some guy on the internet back in 1995. I know all words have to start somewhere, but when they’re born in a chatroom because a transsexual activist wanted to come up with a label that would normalize his behavior, I can’t help but balk.
‘Cisgender’ is a term regurgitated by pretentious snobs to describe a person who ‘identifies with the gender assigned to them at birth.’ In other words, a ‘cismale’ is just a male. He’s a man who is a man. We already have a word for him: man. But progressives are incapable of winning an argument without manipulating language, so now we have this other word for him.
A cis is a person who is who they are. Make sense?
 Transgender is a nonsense word invented to describe mentally ill men and women who sometimes go so far as to mutilate themselves to accommodate their delusions.

Walsh devotes much more time and effort to that sort of letter than I would, which is why I suppose he makes the big bucks from blogging while I earn only a few shekels a month. He gave me an idea though. For my 2040 presidential campaign, my platform will include the following: "All questions posed to Governor Levinson in regards to social justice shall be answered in the following ways: 'I don't care,' 'So what?,' and 'Go cry about it hippie.'" Chicks like Kira are the reason why this is the Golden Age of Trolling. When everyone is a solemn scold, it becomes a target rich environment.

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