Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Some helpful advice for the confused Christian


When people tell you to be more Christ-like, remember that your options include flipping tables and giving them a good horse-whipping. The other day someone said to me, "If you Christians were more like Jesus, people would love you!" To which I calmly replied, "Maybe... that is until they started crying for my blood and for the State to crucify me." Everyone seems to conveniently forget those parts, or the accounts of people saying to Jesus's face that his teachings were too hard or too weird. Frankly, if you haven't ever pissed anyone off in your life as a Christian, you're doing it wrong.

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  1. Frankly, if you haven't ever pissed anyone off in your life as a Christian, you're doing it wrong.

    Amen.

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